Some people lovingly call their angel food cake, "Fallen Angel Food Cake," as if to give the idea that this lovely piece of cake came down from heaven. In my case, angel food cake plopped out of the pan like a piece of hell.
First of all, I'll just say I set myself up for failure. Today is Gas Monkey's birthday, and I wanted to make him his favorite cake. Could he be like a normal person and love a plain ol' chocolate or vanilla cake? Of course not! Here is how I've set myself up for failure.
- I cannot bake to save my life. Meaning about 75% of my baked concoctions generally taste like crap and look even worse.
- It is Gas Monkey's birthday. Of course I'm not going to get it right!
- Angel food cake is his favorite cake because his beloved grandma used to make it beautifully. Lesson to wives out there: never try to imitate your husbands favorite dishes if he loves them because a. mom made them or b. grandma made them. You will fail!
- Have you ever tried to make angel food cake? It sucks and is hard.
So be it. I have attempted to make my dense, sticky cake look better by putting it in a lovely cake platter. So, what do you think me chances are? Will he be fooled? I'll just play the newlywed card. After all, anything a new wife pulls out of the oven is supposed to be burnt and taste like a seasoned turd right?